A League Of Their Own: Every Major Rockford Peach, Ranked By Baseball Skill
10) Betty Spaghetti HornNumber: 7
Position: Left Field, Relief Pitcher
Pros: Good fastball, very mobile in left field, champion knitter, makes good spaghetti, knows the bus driver’s name.
Cons: Not a regular starter, doesn’t have a ton of pop in her bat, emotional over her dead husband.
Analysis: Betty Spaghetti has good fundamentals and moves around well out in left field. She’s also got a nice little bit of snark to her that keeps the room light. All of that makes her a very effective back-up/ role player, but more often than not, she starts games on the bench. She just doesn’t have enough pop to her bat, and she doesn’t play a ton of different positions.
Still, if your first woman off the bench is Betty Spaghetti, you’re in great shape. Not only because she can run. Not only because she can catch and hit but also because she can rock your world with a badass spaghetti following home games.
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