Suspicious X-Men news from the guys at XMenFilms.net. According to them, Storm will have a much diminished role in the upcoming third film in the X-Men franchise. If true, no doubt this is a brilliant move to get Halle Berry out of the X-Men altogether, since she’s terrible and also something of a diva. Halle’s been adamant about not coming back unless she gets a bigger role, so giving her a smaller one will send her packing of her own free will, which is just ideal.

What’s strange is how anyone could possibly know if this is true or not, since last I heard X-Men 3 didn’t even have a script, let alone a director. They certainly haven’t signed any of the cast, and I doubt anyone has even bothered to get Hugh Jackman’s sideburns out of storage yet. Perhaps this is just fan wishful thinking. I suppose next we’ll hear that she’s being replaced by Bruce Campbell. The Bruce looks pretty hot in form fitting spandex, and with his recent weight gain he’ll only need a little padding to make him a B cup.

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