Lindsay Lohan Goes Lesbian For Keira Knightley

By Josh Tyler: 2006-10-17 00:00:00

Bad news men. Prepare to be sexually frustrated. Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are set to star in a new movie with lesbian undertones. Undertones almost always means nothing will actually happen.

MTV says The Best Time of Our Lives is about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas and his wife Caitlin caught in a machine gun/hand grenade driveby, but when talking about the film with the musicless music television channel Lindsay seems more interested in potentially making out with her co-star Keira Knightly. Lindsay plays Caitlin and Keria plays her friend and wife of the man who blows up their house. Lohan told MTV, "[Keira] is older than me, but she kind of has a mysterious relationship with my lover… And then there's somewhat of a lesbian undertone."

Maybe I'm focusing on the wrong things here. Sorry, it's very distracting.

The real story here is that Lindsay and Keira are doing something serious for a change, a movie about one of the 20th Century's most celebrated drunken poets. The movie will explore what in Dylan and Caitlin's life led them to the middle of an explosive maelstrom and should contain at least a little on screen binge drinking from whoever ends up playing Thomas.

Normally I'm not keen on movies about poetry, let's face it… poetry is boring. But this one features sweet sonnets, alcoholism, implied girl on girl action, and hand grenades. Sounds like a good time at the movies to me.

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Chancellor J. Young
April 10, 2007 at 19:14

Yeah! Whoa! I'd like to see those two gals go at it like there's no tomorrow, but... We must remember that it's just a movie. But I would also likey 2 see some uh, uh, huh! I don't hate or discriminate against people with other types of oreintations.

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C.Lopez
April 10, 2007 at 04:05

Why is everyone dogging Lindsay Lohan. She is fuckin' hot. Sure she's had her drunken party nights...who hasn't she is young and just doing what every normal person her age is doing. Only difference is she is famous so everyone knows about it. Regardless of her personally life...she is a great actress and a very attractive girl. Keira is lucky to share the scene with her. (Not that Keira isn't beautiful herself.)

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Ashley Griffith
March 18, 2007 at 18:41

I think that lindsay is nasty to have a love part with keira she is better than that and i hate that keira's mum is writing the script for her dauther i think it is nasty i hope that nobody and even the guy's see that movie it is nasty i know i am not going to see it. Keira you are better than to have a movie with lohan she is bad to the bone you should make a movie with rupert not lindsay don't do it. please. i wil hate you if you do.

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Samson
November 21, 2006 at 16:07

I know she hates Hilary Duff but they are both SO FIT I'd love to see Hilary and Lindsay getting off

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Jason
October 17, 2006 at 18:15

Please oh please recast Lindsay Lohan's role with someone like Misha Barton or Jessica Biel. Lohan is so overrated and I'd much rather see either of those two girls in a lesbian role with Keira Knightley.

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