If the original Grindhouse trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete is accurate, then at some point Lindsay Lohan will end up in a threeway with Machete and her on screen mother. Apparently at some point in the movie she’ll also end up dressed as a nun carrying a very big gun. Who says she doesn’t have range?

Lindsay may be headed to prison but you can enjoy her on the outside with this new photo of her from Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming movie. Click for the high-res version over where it originated at Film Totaal.


In Machete Danny Trejo stars as Machete, a renegade Mexican Federale and tough-as-nails vigilante for justice, roaming the streets of Texas, working as a day laborer. When Machete is hired by a crooked US Senator to execute a covert hit, Machete is double-crossed and forced to run from the cops and an endless stream of assassins. But what they don't know is that Machete is looking for them so he can settle the score.