There will always be a market for testosterone-injected, boob-loving, sports-car-purchasing dude movies. In fact, Neveldine & Taylor have made millions from it with their Crank flicks. Because that’s all that men love, right? Engines, sweet ass, and Mountain Dew? Well that’s what writer Andrew Knauer thinks.
,br> According to THR, Knauer’s Last Stand has been picked up by Lionsgate. The movie follows a drug cartel leader on trial who breaks out of the courthouse with a Gumpert Apollo race car and heads toward the Mexican border. The film is being described as a mix of Gone in 60 Seconds and High Noon. Oh joy.

I, for one, will be first in line to catch this flick. I’ll have some porn in hand, three girls on my arm, and I’ll drive my Ferrari to the theater. While I’m at it, I’ll make sure to watch football before I leave, make my wife cook me dinner, and I’ll even have six or seven brews to get good and drunk before I watch. I love being a dude.