This year’s batch of MTV Movie Award nominees has been announced. Yeah we all know their awards don’t matter, and they are based on anything other than what MTV thinks will get them ratings… but you know you’re going to be watching. The awards may be meaningless but unlike a lot of other awards shows, at least the presenting of them is sometimes fun.

So below we’ve got the complete list of this year’s nominees, so you can figure out who you might see engaging in crazy on-stage hijinks at this year’s ceremony, broadcast live Sunday, June 1st. For me, the entire night will be worthwhile if Johnny Depp has the balls to get up and accept his win this way: “I want to thank you all for this award, especially since these last two Pirate movies just haven’t been any good.” Come on, it could happen! He has F U money. Maybe he’ll decided to cash it in. To vote for your favorite of MTV’s nominees, go here.

Best Comedic Performance
Amy Adams - Enchanted
Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Jonah Hill - Superbad
Seth Rogen - Knocked Up
Adam Sandler - I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Best Female Performance
Amy Adams - Enchanted
Jessica Biel - I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Katherine Heigl - Knocked Up
Keira Knightley - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Ellen Page - Juno

Best Fight
Alien vs. Predator - Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell - Jumper
Matt Damon vs. Joey Ansah - The Bourne Ultimatum
Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet - Never Back Down
Tobey Maguire vs. James Franco - Spider-Man 3
Chris Tucker vs. Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming - Rush Hour 3

Best Kiss
Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey - Enchanted
Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman - Step Up 2 the Streets
Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer - Disturbia
Ellen Page and Michael Cera - Juno
Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Best Male Performance
Michael Cera - Juno
Matt Damon - The Bourne Ultimatum
Shia LaBeouf - Transformers
Will Smith - I Am Legend
Denzel Washington - American Gangster

Best Movie
I Am Legend
Juno
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Superbad
Transformers

Best Summer Movie So Far
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Iron Man
Sex and the City: The Movie
Speed Racer

Best Villain
Javier Bardem - No Country For Old Men
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd
Topher Grace - Spider-Man 3
Angelina Jolie - Beowulf
Denzel Washington - American Gangster

Breakthrough Performance
Nikki Blonsky - Hairspray
Chris Brown - This Christmas
Michael Cera - Superbad
Zac Efron - Hairspray
Megan Fox - Transformers
Jonah Hill - Superbad
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Superbad
Seth Rogen - Knocked Up