MTV Movie Awards

It may hurt to admit it, but every year MTV delivers the most consistently entertaining awards show out there. Probably because their awards themselves are utterly meaningless. They pick a group of nominees based on who they think will make them most popular with pre-programmed teens, then let "the people" vote on their favorites.

As a result, this year Pirates of the Carribean has the most nods, while Return of the King barely registers. MTV must think kids are tired of seeing Sean Astin.

No word yet on who will be hosting, but I hear that Tom Green isn't very busy. No doubt he'll stay that way and someone funny will end up hosting the show. Either way, it'll be a heavily star studded event where everyone will be waiting for Jim Carrey to do something mildly hilarious.

Here's this year's MTV Movie Award nominees:

BEST MOVIE

50 First Dates
Finding Nemo
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
X2: X-Men United

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

Adam Sandler - 50 First Dates
Bill Murray - Lost in Translation
Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Tom Cruise - The Last Samurai
Jim Caviezel - The Passion of The Christ

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

Drew Barrymore - 50 First Dates
Queen Latifah - Bringing Down the House Halle Berry - Gothika
Uma Thurman - Kill Bill Vol. 1
Charlize Theron - Monster

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE

Jim Carrey - Bruce Almighty
Will Ferrell - Elf
Ellen DeGeneres - Finding Nemo
Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack Black - School of Rock

BEST ON-SCREEN TEAM

Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore - 50 First Dates
Will Smith/Martin Lawrence - Bad Boys II
Johnny Depp/Orlando Bloom - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack Black and the School of Rock "Band" - School of Rock
Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson - Starsky & Hutch

BEST VILLAIN

Demi Moore - Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Lucy Liu - Kill Bill Vol. 1
Kiefer Sutherland - Phone Booth
Geoffrey Rush - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Leatherface - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

BREAKTHROUGH MALE

Ludacris - 2 Fast 2 Furious
Cillian Murphy - 28 Days Later
Shia LaBeouf - Holes
Shawn Ashmore - X2: X-Men United
Omarion - You Got Served

BREAKTHROUGH FEMALE

Lindsay Lohan - Freaky Friday
Scarlett Johansson - Lost in Translation
Keira Knightley - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Jessica Biel - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Evan Rachel Wood - Thirteen

BEST KISS

Jim Carrey & Jennifer Aniston - Bruce Almighty
Keanu Reeves & Monica Bellucci - The Matrix: Reloaded
Charlize Theron & Christina Ricci - Monster
Owen Wilson & Carmen Electra & Amy Smart - Starsky & Hutch
Shawn Ashmore & Anna Paquin - X2: X-Men United

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE

Intercoastal Freeway Pursuit - Bad Boys II
Escape from Mongolia - Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Battle at Gondor - The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King
Champion Crane Chase - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

BEST FIGHT

Queen Latifah vs. Missi Pyle - Bringing Down the House
Uma Thurman vs. Chiaki Kuriyama - Kill Bill Vol. 1
Keanu Reeves vs. Hugo Weaving - The Matrix: Reloaded
The Rock vs. Kontiki Rebels - The Rundown
Hugh Jackman vs. Kelly Hu - X2: X-Men United

BEST DANCE SEQUENCE

Ben Stiller & Jennifer Aniston - Along Came Polly  - "Hot Salsa Dance"
Seann William Scott - American Wedding  - "Disco Dance Off"
Steve Martin - Bringing Down the House - "In da Club"
Drew Barrymore/Cameron Diaz/Lucy Liu - Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle  - "Burlesque Revue"
Omarion, Marques Houston and the Lil Saints' Dance Crew - You Got Served - "The Big Bounce"