We all knew Madonna was interested in defying her age and staying young forever, but who knew she was secretly a tween? Oh No They Didn't is reporting a rumor that Madonna is interested in being part of the Twilight sequel New Moon-- and may even wind up acting in it.

Being no Twilight expert myself, I have no idea what kind of role there might be for Madonna. Do terrifyingly fit 50-year-old rock stars have a home somewhere in Forks, Washington? It's also possible that Madonna would just contribute to the soundtrack, which, you know, whatever. But its' the prospect of Madonna actually being in the movie, even though I'm not even excited about the movie itself, that worries me.