Busty songstress Katharine McPhee isn’t wasting any time finding the follow-up to her much-anticipated big screen debut as a pregnant hippy in I Know What Boys Like. The American Idol runner-up has signed on to appear in a new indie flick entitled Success. This is generally the part of the article where I would give you interesting plot details or other actors associated with the upcoming picture, but I don’t know any more information than you do. For the sake of adhering to my normal structure, I’ll just make up some details. Success is an uprorious farce set inside a Mormon strip club. Sadly, all is not well, and things go awry when McPhee’s character has a torrid affair with George Washington’s corpse. There. Are you happy that you got a plot summary?

According to MTV, Katharine revealed that some big names are in talks to play the other central characters but that she couldn’t blurt out anything more. It’s a movie, McPhee. You’re not guarding the secret alien landing at Roswell or Thomas Jefferson’s bastard babies. I think the law requires you to give me at least a little more to write about than that. Apparently not. I Know What Boys Like is scheduled to hit a theater near you some time next year; so, until then, you can get your McPheever fix by purchasing her new album or searching for scantily clad pictures of her on Google.