When I read anything that's been written by Michael Bay, I always hear it read at an overly fast, bombastic clip, and assume all the "man"s and "dude"s have been edited out. And it's totally the impression I get form Bay's latest blog post at his official website, where he teases what we can expect for the Super Bowl spot for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

"I'm holding so much stuff back from the final trailers because I personally hate going to movies where you have seen it all," he promises, while telling us exactly where we can expect the spot (a few minutes into the third quarter, so stay for Bruce Springsteen then stick around for giant robots). I actually admire that he's not spoiling the whole thing in the trailers, as so many movies insist on doing, but he doesn't have to sound so damn smug about it. Whatever. We'll all be anxiously watching the trailer anyway, so we can finally see some moving footage of what's bound to be one of the biggest movies of the summer.