X-Diva Halley Berry has approved three new cast members for the so-doomed-to-suck-it-isn’t-funny upcoming movie X-Men 3. Please, someone, please! Take… back… her… Oscar.

According to IGN the actor Bill Duke joins the cast as a member of the President’s cabinet (and may somehow have something to do with Sentinels). Michael Murphy will play the father of Warren Worthington… whom a week or so ago IGN informed us was NOT played by Ben Foster, but whom IGN seems to now be back to saying is being played by Ben Foster. My head is spinning.

Also joining the cast and no-name enough to be easily controlled by Halle Is British actress Olivia Williams as Dr. Moira MacTaggert. MacTaggert is an old flame of Professor X and a pivotal character in the X-Universe.

And that’s absolutely all the time I’m allowing this site to waste on the sinking ship known as X3 today. Tune in tomorrow when you’ll hear Halle Berry say: “I’ve decided that Wolverine is not integral to the franchise. I mean, he always has these claws! Why can’t Storm have claws? We don’t need Hugh Jackman, what fans really want is more Catwom… er I mean Storm.”