We’ve just gotten our hands on even more images and a new international trailer for the vampire movie Twilight. I’m not exactly sure what it is about the creatures in the movie that actually makes them vampires, since they don’t have fangs and seem to have no problem hanging around in the sun, but a vampire movie it is. To me, it looks like a bunch of pale deuche bags hanging around and playing vampire. I know this is not a popular opinion and Twilight fans assure me it all works in context, so I guess I’ll have to wait for the film to give it a chance. What, read the books? I was told there would be no reading when I took this job. Also no math.

Click the thumbnails below to see the newest images in high-res in our image gallery, and watch the international trailer, via the embed.