Forget crying wolf; 17-year-old Erin Westrate cried vampire. According to ABC’s West Michigan affiliate, Westrate told police a rabid Twilight fan bit her on the neck after seeing New Moon. Turns out, the Bella Swan-wannabe’s story is as fake as the Cullen’s blazing orange eyes.

Westrate claimed an older man was making her extremely uncomfortable during the film. She explained, “Every so often if I said something or my friend said something he would lean back and make a sexual comment that was very unnecessary and not needed.” Slow exit lines made her quick getaway strategy a massive failure and the man approached her, grabbing her by her hair, pulling her down and biting her neck.

Never mind Team Edward or Team Jacob, this girl is Team Fake! TMZ got word that the whole incident was completely fabricated. When the cops spoke with a witness who claimed no such thing ever happened, they interrogated Westrate who eventually buckled. She said that the man was actually kissing her on the neck and that she was a ‘willing participant.’

I hope she enjoyed her fifteen minutes of fame because she may face charges for filing a false police report. A potential rap sheet, hickey from a guy who’s old enough to be her dad and still no closer to Edward Cullen. It’s a cruel, cruel world.