I’m not the site’s resident horror hound (do we even have one of those?) so I’m probably not the right person to tell you about My Bloody Valentine - the original 1981 picture or the new remake coming to screens next year. I know the original was a slasher flick and the remake is in 3D, which is more exciting to me than the idea of a remake any day.

UGO has gotten their hands on an exclusive shot of the remake’s poster, which really plays on the whole 3D aspect of the remake. I mean, really, are we back in the days of Jaws 3D? A giant pickaxe busting out of the screen and getting ready to lop off some guy’s family jewels while his girlfriend looks on in awe? Sounds like an impressive use of 3D is to be expected, even if the movie winds up being a dud.

See the small version of the poster to the right? Head over to UGO to see a larger version and look for My Bloody Valentine 3D in theaters in January.