I had no idea Corey Haim was even in Crank: High Voltage, but there he is, staring back at me from beneath modern cinema’s worst mullet. That’s not really his hair is it? Granted I haven’t really seen Haim in awhile but I’d assumed someone would have told him by now that it’s no longer 1985. No?

Well we’ve got a big bunch of awesome, heart-pumping, machete wielding, electrifying new Crank: High Voltage to go along with Haim’s mullet glamour shot. I’ve dropped just a sampling beow. Browse through the whole bunch by heading over to our image gallery or clicking on the Haimsters hair below.