New Line Cinema is making a new comedy called Mild Things and unfortunately it has nothing to do with Denise Richards and Neve Campbell making out. Movies like that only come around once in a lifetime folks.

Variety says Mild Things is the story of a tame married couple contemplating procreation. Before they give it up and start popping out babies, they decide to go out in style and party like rock stars.

Not a bad idea really. As someone contemplating a diaper doused future of his own, a few months of crazed debauchery might make a future of soccer practices and chicken pox easier to stomach. Wait, aren't kids supposed to be a good thing?