Prince of Persia,

You have me vexed. I'm terribly vexed. I just don't understand what Disney is doing with your marketing is all. The footage looks pretty good, but I feel visually raped when I watch your trailer. What's going on PoP?! I'm worried about your well-being.

As far as your poster at Planet Disney goes, can Disney not afford a custom font for you? Look at how cool the Pirates of the Caribbean logo is! Aren't you the least bit jealous? Go fight for what you deserve, Prince of Persia, and get yourself a promo that doesn't look like a bad motivational poster hung in a dentist's waiting room. And for the love of God, hire a photographer that puts his subject in the center of the frame based off their eyes, not off their hair. This slightly off center garbage you have going on is off putting.

You have me interested, Prince, but you're not doing much to keep it that way.

Love and luck,

Will