New Vampires Suck Images Just As Cheap As The Trailer
There’s really no reason to get excited for spoofs anymore. The only decent one to crop up in the past 10 years has been Superhero Movie and it’s the only one that no one seemed to see, regardless of the extra street cred it pulled by having David Zucker involved.
The next film to cash in on the cheap gimmick will be Vampires Suck, obviously popping up in the middle of Twilight-mania to poke fun at the sparkly vampires and heavily abbed werewolves. 20th Century Fox (really, guys?) has dropped some new images from the film and they look just as trashy as the trailer does. Laughs will probably be had when this drops, but you’ll undoubtedly need to take a shower after you watch it to make sure you get the stink of Meet the Spartans directors Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg off of you. If you want a real spoof, go get the Rifftrax of the first two Twilight films and revel in nostalgia as the MST3K guys tear the films a new one.
Below are the images; scroll down at your own risk.
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