Rebecca Mader, known to most of us as "that annoying scheming redhead who beat the crap out of Juliette on Lost," will add George Clooney to the list of men she's conquered on screen. Well, right now the list is just Daniel Faraday on Lost, but at least George will be in good company!

Mader will play Clooney's wife in Men Who Stare At Goats, a movie that isn't actually a comedy, as you might suspect, but a thriller set in Iraq. Ewan McGregor plays a reporter who meets Clooney's character, a former "psychic soldier" for the U.S. Military. The Hollywood Reporter says Mader, of course, will play Clooney's wife-- because there are no women doing anything interesting in Iraq, of course!

Either way, I like Mader, despite her maddening character on Lost, and you've got to be jealous of her for tying the fictional knot with Clooney.