We're only weeks away from the new Willy Wonka film and Oompa-Loompas are all the rage. They're trendy, they're clever, they know how to make amazing candy and everybody wants one. Who knows, Kerry might be President right now if he had done more photo-ops with Oompa-Loompas. I ordered mine at Amazon last week. When will you get yours? No doubt an overproduction will result in one being given away in each Burger King Kids' Meal.

If you can't afford one, you can at least hang one on your wall or plaster it on your computer desktop. The Oompa-Loompas finally have their own teaser poster and we bring it to you here courtesy of the gang at Latino Review. Scroll down to take a look.

Apparently those crazy Oompa-Loompas really love cocoa beans. OK. Good thing we don't have many cocoa bean fields anywhere near where I live. Those guys on the poster look like they're prepping for an invasion of Clone War proportions and that creepy smile on the one in the middle frightens me more than Wonka's chiclet teeth. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten one of my own. I say give them the cocoa beans so no one gets hurt.

While you're contemplating whether or not you want your own Oompa-Loompa, check out Cinema Blend's exciting Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Coverage.