The internet loves a good rumor. In fact, besides porn, that’s what it was created for. To give people an anonymous space to become experts on any matter. While the rumor mill might get you excited, they are nothing more than cinematic tease. What tease could be sweeter than seeing more of Megan Fox? Unfortunately, the story we brought you early this morning that Megan Fox would be featured in the Michael Bay-produced Half to Death is apparently false, according to Shock Til You Drop.com.

“Absolutely false. In fact, she passed weeks ago,” said yet another anonymous source out of the shadows of Hollywood.

You can’t really blame us for reporting a false scoop, you got to see two hot pictures of Megan Fox in the past 24 hours thanks to these ridiculous news pieces. In fact, feel free to write your own rumors so we can post more pictures of Fox. Do the words really matter?