Put down your shrimp fork and grab a lifejacket. The first trailer for next year's standard disaster movie, Poseidon is here! It's like Hollywood has a yearly disaster movie quota to fill or something.

This particular quota filler stars Kurt Russell, Josh Lucas, and a lot of other less important people in a remake of the classic capsized cruise-ship movie which was better when named The Poseidon Adventure. In short, the ship gets flipped and the survivors have to travel through an upside down ocean liner if they want to live.

The teaser trailer makes the movie look very run of the mill, like it could have been composed of stock footage stolen from a hundred other movies. Titanic for instance. Don't believe me? Watch it in high def Quicktime by clicking here.

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