OK, so I saw Zombie Strippers earlier this year, and didn't really hate it. It probably would have been better had I been drinking and if it were midnight at some seedy grindhouse theater, but hey, not a bad experience. But do I really need to see Lesbian Vampire Killers? Isn't one time enough?

Apparently the U.K. just had to have a go at making the kitschiest-sounding movie of all time, so Lesbian Vampire Killers it is. The movie comes out in Britain in March, and the first poster has debuted at Empire Online. You have to give it credit-- it lets you know exactly what you're in for. There's a naked woman, breasts barely covered, a sharp tooth protruding from her mouth, and a little blood dripping from it. Gold! Most curious are the two hands giving thumbs-up that look particularly male. I thought this movie was all about the lesbians! Where are the dudes coming from?

You can see the full-size version of the image above at Empire. Surprisingly enough, it's safe for work viewing.