Rainn Wilson wants you to see his upcoming movie, The Rocker. The movie has already been pushed back by the studio once, allegedly to help promote the film a little better. I don’t know if Wilson’s been disappointed by the ad campaign or he really wants to get the word out, because he’s now resorted to kidnapping to get people to see his movie.

Wilson’s The Office co-star Jenna Fischer keeps a blog over on her MySpace profile. A couple of disturbing messages have appeared there in the past few days and it turns out Wilson has kidnapped everyone’s favorite paper factory secretary and is holding her ransom. Once The Rocker makes $18.7 million, Jenna will be freed and given a peach smoothie. Until then, Wilson is holding Fischer hostage in his car, as evidenced by the video below.

So, go see The Rocker if you hope to see any resolution to the Jim/Pam storyline on The Office, because you can’t have a story if the actress isn’t around to play the part. For updates on Jenna’s situation, head over to FreeJennaNow.com.