Sly Stallone’s upcoming Rambo sequel has changed names… again. Originally it was to be called Rambo IV: In The Serpent’s Eye, but I guess someone realized it sound a lot too like a Metal Gear Solid game. So then it was simplified, taking a page from Stallone’s last over the hill remake Rocky Balboa, they called it John Rambo. Now Lionsgate has tossed that name out as well, and they’re going with Rambo to Hell and Back.

Am I the only one who thinks it needs some punctuation in there somewhere, or maybe some sort of modifier? Shouldn’t it e Rambo Goes to Hell and Back or Rambo: Hell and Back? Reading that title makes me sort of dizzy. The good news is that the world “hell’ is in there, and if you’re going to a Rambo movie nothing could make the experience of buying your ticket better than being able to ask the ticket taker to send you to Hell and Back. Shit yeah. Send me to hell Rambo!