Red Band Machete Trailer Rips Out Your Intestines And Uses Them To Bungie
Normally when Hollywood releases a red band trailer itís pretty much like the green band trailer, except with the F word, or if youíre lucky, a boob. The new Red Band trailer for Machete opens with Danny Trejo ripping out a manís intestines which he then uses like a bungie-cord to jump off a building. And thatís just the beginning.
Contained in this trailer youíll see pretty much everything the red band label is supposed to be for. Itís a non-stop two-and-a-half minutes of decapitations, blood spatter, and naked women. Itís kind of amazing that this movie isnít going to be NC-17.
Watch the new red band Machete trailer embedded below, then join me for a few screencap highlights:
Does Machete actually turn red when he's angry or is this just a gimmick for the trailer?
Yep, that just happened.
Better than McGyver.
This is not Jessica Alba.
The blonde on the left is probably Lindsay Lohan.
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