Rob Schneider is doing a romantic comedy, but don’t worry nobody’s getting romantic with him. Instead it sounds like he’s doing the equivalent of one of his Adam Sandler cameos, only You May Not Kiss the Bride isn’t a Sandler film.

HR says he’ll play Ernesto, a daredevil helicopter pilot in Tahiti. You May Not Kiss the Bride is is about an American pet photographer mixed up with Croatian gangsters on his honeymoon with a mobster’s daughter. Dave Annable, Vinnie Jones, Katharine McPhee, Mena Suvari, Tia Carrere and Ken Davitian are already on board the film.

No word on who’s playing the lead. As long as it’s not Schneider, we should be safe. Rob sucks as a leading man but he’s occasionally funny when his screen time is limited to under five minutes, or when he’s hidden behind the considerable bulk of Sylvester Stallone on a flying motor scooter in one of the worst science fiction movies ever put to film.