It’s finally happened. All pretenders to the crown can pack up and go home, the real deal is here. God, as we understand him, has reached down and said “let it be so” and it is, indeed, so. The worst movie in the history of movie making is headed towards us like a bullet train running down a cow.

The guys at Jo Blo say that Robin Williams is going to star in a movie called World’s Greatest Dad. Nothing wrong with that. I mean, it’s about time for Williams to add onto Patch Adams, RV, License to Wed, Man of the Year, and Toys with another winner! The thing that pushes this from bad to worser than wortest is that Williams’ writer/director on World’s Greatest Dad is… Bobcat Goldthwait.

That’s right, the guy that brought us Shakes the Clown will put Robin Williams, owner of the most unfunny comedies this side of Martin Lawrence, through his paces. The story is a real knee slapper, about a boy who accidentally kills himself masturbating. His dad then fakes a suicide note and ends up faking an entire journal for the dead kid to help kick start his writing career. I smell Oscar. Filming begins next month. If this doesn’t end up direct to DVD, I’ll kiss Robin Williams ass on Main Street U.S.A. the next time he goes to Disneyland.