Rock Me Sexy Jesus, Right Now!

omg i saw the movie and all i have to say it was a great movie. it was so funny and when i heard "rock me sexy jesus" i was dying. great movie. and all you christians that are offended go and get raped in the face. =]

yours truly,
Mike Hunt

Why is it that Christians cannot seem grasp the notion of proper punctuation? I understand their want to capitalize pronouns when they're talking about their god (Him, His, God, etc), but honestly, do you really have to butcher the entire English language, and the concept of grammar? I swear, these guys are worse than rap "artists". ;-)

I agree with Anna and Stephanie!!! Plus, all you haters are doing exactly what the writers knew and hoped you would... talking about it!!! So go tell your church friends (they will all secretly love it, much like your peacher likes little boys), you will only spark curiosity and make this more popular. THANKS!!!

Movie looks funny as shit

I've been a devout Roman Catholic my entire life.
This movie looks hilarious.
Jesus would think this movie looked hilarious.
No savior is unwilling to laugh at one's self.

If you're offended then you're offended.

If other people are not offended, then they are not offended.

None of you have any right to say who's going to Hell, and who is not because there are just as many people in this world that DON'T believe in Christianity as those that do.

It's God decision what he does with people who mock Him and goes against the Bible and there are many things said in "Bibles" (don't know the word for Bibles of other religions) that Christians, Agnostics, Atheists, Jews, etc. alike all understand differently.

And isn't it part of the Christian religion to not force your beliefs unto others? You're supposed to believe in God and Jesus out of choice and faith- NOT because people tell you that you're going to Hell if you don't.

Stephanie is right.

The Buddhists have "Christianity" down better than any Christian.

How embarassing for you "god-fearers."

You're pathetic.

ROCK ON SEXY JESUS!

I LOVE THIS
CHRISTIANS ARE THE NUMBER ONE MURDERS IN THE WORLD FOR 1,000's YEARS THE HAVE COMMITED MORE CRIMES IN THE NAME OF THEIR GOD THAN ANY OTHER RELIGIOUS GROUP
and they cannot take a joke....their will be more christians in hell than any other group


ROCK ON !

okay im religious and all but you people are taking it way out of hand
if you really have an issue with it instead of typing up your concerns why dont you do something about it?

Alex:
You are not a Christian, you may pretend, but are not, first of all when you are not horrified stays clear that you have never read the bible, or you would know for sure that the bible states:
Look and don't be deceived
and most important:
"Big deal is to fall in the hands of mighty God"
Now imagine for a moment what you are saying: "I am not appalled or horrified by this movie", a true Christian will never for a moment place the Son of God as it is in the movie, but you got a point in a yer COULD be something worse, Lennon claimed to be greater and more known that Jesus, go ahead ask him know.
Lenin:
God is dead
God
Lenin is dead

At the end God wins.

For god sakes people listen to yourself! It's just a movie. I believe in God and Jesus but I am not appalled or horrified by this movie! Its just about SHOCK VALUE in a year there will be something WORSE. Stop getting freaked about everything!

This film filth, garbage, and Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is not to be Mocked. Ever. I will be praying for all of you.
Do not be deceived and deluded and misled; God will not allow Himself to be sneered at (scorned, disdained, or mocked by mere pretensions or professions, or by His precepts being set aside.) [He inevitably deludes himself who attempts to delude God.] For whatever a man sows, that and that only is what he will reap.
Lord Bless ou All

This film filth, garbage, and Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is not to be Mocked. Ever. I will be praying for all of you.
Do not be deceived and deluded and misled; God will not allow Himself to be sneered at (scorned, disdained, or mocked by mere pretensions or professions, or by His precepts being set aside.) [He inevitably deludes himself who attempts to delude God.] For whatever a man sows, that and that only is what he will reap.
Lord Bless you All

WOW, Imagine what muslims did over a cartoon, but here we go "The rest of the civilized world" mocking the Son of God:
Nathan Bergey: You are so sure Jesus is not coming back, I hope u r right, if not, you are in big troubles.
I Christians won't take "arms", it is written, mine is the vengeance, says the Lord.
Liz, I hope you know your History better, thou the romans did crucified Jesus it was because some of the "big guys" from the Jew temple were afraid to do so, they used a trick way to point to the Romans, but if you read carefully Pilate actually wash his hands, leaving the murder to the Jews, to what the priests actually claim, "Let his blood fall unto us", so even then the Romans did not kill Jesus it was "The Guys", nos 2000 years later, i'm pretty sure they won't make the same mistake.
The movie: I just have to stay home and not see such "blasphemous" theaters, I am a Christian, but throwing rocks or killing those who make a clown out of Jesus won't change nothing, but Jesus can, I won't believe anyone with a little bit of brain will see the movie, thou many will, let them, one way or another we will all face God, and when the time comes, "There will be crying and people asking for forgiveness" will it be too late, you ought to believe what you want, just remember, not even nostradamus Fables have been so convincing as the Bible ones, so if the Bible "Fables" as many will like me to say, are just that, don't worry, be happy, if they are not, like I believe, I won't take my chances, I rather be on the side of God, that an eternity on the side of pain and torture.

First, the movie is a comedy, it is not meant to mock Christians or Christianity. If you are offended by that, then it is possible you are wound too tight or are too defensive. Taking a comedic look at Christ is NOT the same as someone trying to take a comedic look at the Holocaust. The Holocaust was an historic tragedy unlike any other in which over six million PEOPLE died. PEOPLE. It is NOT to be mocked.
Certainly people should defend their beliefs, but you have definitely got it backwards if you admire radical people of ANY faith who KILL and MURDER to defend their beliefs. YOu admire the Muslims who not only kill Jews everyday but also have killed innocent Americans. The more you support them the more likely it is for them to get in a plane and do it again and fly it right into your home (one could only hope).

The person in the wrong here is YOU. How dare you say something like “venomous Christ Killing Jews.� How do you know that ANYONE Jewish was even involved in making this movie? And does it even matter? And it looks like you do not really know your history. The Romans killed Jesus and Jesus himself was a JEW.

Lighten up, and take a good look at your racist, insulting, and pathetic viewpoints.

This total and uttler FILTH!! Like Kelly's verse says, you reap what you sow.

Blasphemous!

They ought to make a comedy about the Holocaust or even a musical about the $12,000,000.00 in tax dollars the US spends EACH DAY for foreign aid to Israel. Let's see if we dance and sway to those tunes. Something like that would surely outrage those blasphemous Jews who once again mock the Christain religion. I now understand and admire the Muslims who defend their faith at any time when these venomous Christ Killing Jews produce paradies or cartoons created with no other intention other than to offend and ridicule those that are not Jewish.

They ought to make a comedy about the Holocaust or even a musical about the $12,000,000.00 in tax dollars the US spends EACH DAY for foreign aid to Israel. I now understand and admire the Muslims who defend their faith against filth derived from Christ Killing Jews such as these.

Gal 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

There's something about dancing Gays and Jesus that just don't mix I saw the comercial and was mortified. Is nothing sacred? That and SEXY is not a word I would have ever th ought to discribe Jesus

The song in this Movie is an insult to Tru Christians, I guess if we straped big AK47’s Fully loaded these clowns would never try to disrespect and downgrade the name of Jesus. Well they went over board this time, this movie is gonna be boycoted by christians everywhere. The Makers of this movie are gonna lose money in all directions. Theatres that desire to stay in bussiness BETTER REFUSE TO SHOW HAMLET 2.

Not everyone belives in that sad-sack bedtime story. so lighten up. its a movie, its made to entertain, if people belived or went along with everything they saw in movies we would have thousands of people dressed like darth vader, so chill the fuck out and get a life. jesus died 2000 years ago, and he's not coming back, get over it.

This is absolutely horrible. I am so outraged that anyone would use Jesus' name in this way. It is a sad, sad world when we mock the one who gave His life in such a horrific way to save us and give us a chance at real life. Shame on all of you have been a part of this.