Rosario Dawson, also known in the movie Alexander as “Goddamn she got big titties!” is starring in the movie Descent. No, it isn’t based on the cavern flying videogame that gave people seizures, though there’s no guarantee the movie won’t make you incredibly ill.

But, The Hollywood Reporter (a place where writers would probably never start a sentence with the word “but”) tells me that she’ll be playing a college coed named Maya who has watched one too many Poison Ivy movie. Maya turns into a “vengeful seductress” after witnessing a shocking act of violence. Sounds like swinging her massive milk sacks around in Alexander and playing a murderous hooker in Sin City is paying off in whorish typecasting.

Directed by Talia Lugacy (who co-wrote the film with Brian Priest), Rosario Dawson will also get a producer credit when it starts filming in September.