This Rotten Week: Predicting Bullet To The Head And Warm Bodies Reviews
Recapping last week:
Gross. Just gross. My predictions, these movies, just everything has a faint hint of garbage. And thatís even counting a near bullseye. First of all, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (Predicted: 45% Actual: 15%) was an atrocity. I spent a fair bit of time ripping on fairy tales, thinking this movie would suck and then didnít have the cojones to give a basement prediction. Iíll grow them back one day. One day. But you know itís a crazy week when fifteen percent doesnít even get you close to the worst of the bunch.
Bringing us to Movie 43 (Predicted: 50% Actual: 5%). Whooo boy. Wow. I admitted to not having much of a feel about this thing. I knew itíd been delayed but I attributed it to the ďstarĒ power needing time to line up. But man was that wrong. Five percent?! Itís already in the running for worst of the year.
Finally, Parker (Predicted: 38% Actual: 37%) was right about on the money. Thank you Jason Statham for bringing just a little bit of mediocre consistency just when I needed it the most.
Next time around thereís side effects with stolen identities. Itís going to be a Rotten Week!
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