This Rotten Week: Predicting Captain Phillips And Machete Kills Reviews
Feeling a little under the weather. Whatever Ebola-like virus Little Rotten Week was carrying around, well she shipped it in my direction. When this ends up being the contagion that takes down the planet, we can consider her patient zero. See you all when the chaos subsides. While we wait for the end of the world letís talk pirates and machetes.
Just remember, I'm not reviewing these movies, but rather predicting where they'll end up on the Tomatometer. Let's take a look at what This Rotten Week has to offer.
Iím not going to offer any new ideas on Tom Hanks here; at this point we can consider him one of the greats. Though I find it interesting that itís not necessarily correct to think of him as iconic; a testament to his fame (or at least his particular brand of acting) is that it has always been grounded in the ordinary. His stardom stemmed from the ability to bring a reserved magnetism to roles in which he embodied every part of a character and took up the whole screen without ever overwhelming anything in the process. (Basically, heís the opposite of say, Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio). When those two other giants of the industry take roles, the characters they play seem to become secondary to the actors playing them. Thatís not a knock against those dudes, theyíre great actors, just in a completely different way than Hanks.
Maybe itís that Hanks just looks like a regular dude. Maybe his fame is an extension of his acting style rather than on screen magnetism. Maybe his agents are the best ever. Whatever it is, few actors in the history of film have had a career quite like Hanks. He starts in a comedic vein, basically hitting big (SplashBig-97%) or doing just fine (Money Pit-47%, Turner and Hooch-62%, Joe Versus the Volcano-58%). Then he takes the role as Andrew Beckett in Philadelphia (77%), walks away with the Oscar and begins a mid-career peak unlike really anything thatís been done before. Basically, from 1992-2004, Hanks resume ranges from ďreally goodĒ to ďtranscendentĒ. Every single movie heís associated with, in any way, during that stretch is certified fresh with some of those roles being among the lasting movie images of a generation including Forrest Gump (71%)**, Apollo 13 (95%), Saving Private Ryan (92%), and Cast Away (90%). To put it another way, his acting awards have their own, lengthy Wikipedia page.
*Sidenote: I was shocked by this Tomatometer score. Not like I thought it was the best movie of all time, but man this score just seemed super low.
It isnít news to suggest Hanks has had a phenomenal career. And though of late it hasnít been perfect (Cloud Atlas-66%, Larry Crowne-35%, anything as Robert Langdon) it might be easy to forget that Hanks ranks, as possibly, the greatest ever. In his latest he storms back on to the screen, taking a role that may very well add to that above-mentioned list. Telling the story of Captain Richard Phillips and the Somali pirates who stormed the MV Maersk Alabama in a hostage attempt, this film has Hanks back in the type of role that defined his mid-career peak: Reluctant hero, victim of circumstance, possible award winner.
Directed by Paul Greengrass (Green Zone-53%, The Bourne Ultimatum-94%, United 93-91%), Captain Phillips has critics excited in the early reviews as it sits at 86% through twenty-two reviews. Thereís reason to suspect it will stay in this range over the long haul as critics who liked it, really liked it. In the recent vein of history-as-suspense-driven-drama (Zero Dark Thirty, Argo) this film reinforces that the most drama is still derived from real life. Those are Hanksí best roles. The Rotten Watch for Captain Phillips is
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