Because I have absolutely no conscience and love tons of traffic, here's a bunch of stills from the new movie Into the Blue. It's the first time in history two black holes have ever appeared in the same movie. Much like Dukes of Hazzard, there's only one reason to see this movie, and it has a lot to do with Jessica Alba in a bikini. Actually, it has everything to do with Jessica Alba in a bikini. That whisp of smoke you see coming out of your screen is just my soul dispossessing itself from my body. Ignore it, and enjoy Jessica Alba's belly: