Sam Jackson Demands Boobies For Lakeview Terrace

By Josh Tyler: 2008-09-01 22:55:47

Sam Jackson has come out in support of something I’ve been bitching about for years. Sam and I agree… strippers who don’t strip suck.

His new movie Lakeview Terrace apparently has a big bachelor party scene with three strippers in it. Unfortunately Sam tells ShowBizSpy, “But it is a PG movie, so there aren't any titties. We have three strippers at the party, and none of them have their top off.” It’s not just that they don’t show any nudity, apparently there’s not even any implied nudity. Sam complains, “How does that work? I'm like, come on! You could show the girl from the back, with her back bare. At least it gives a sense that she was naked. You can't just show them in their bras and panties. You have forty drunken cops in a house with three strippers? And nobody is naked? I don't f***ing think so!”

That does seem like a strange decision. Lakeview Terrace is actually PG-13, so showing a few bare backs at least definitely wouldn’t have hurt the rating. I’m not saying every movie needs to have nudity, but if you’re not going to have any nudity, then why write in characters whose profession it is to be naked? Maybe the bachelor party could have rented some of those gigantic, padded sumo suits, or brought in an inflatable bounce castle instead. Hollywood continues to be the only place in the world where strippers don’t actually do any stripping. Way to be realistic. Cut it out. Sam needs boobies, and I think he deserves them.

Lakeview Terrace hits theaters on September 19th. Check out newly released, booby free images from the film over in our image gallery, or by clicking the sample pic below.

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mike
September 14, 2008 at 01:02

You see, I got it good with the ladies-therefore I don't necessarily need my movie to have a bunch of ass and titties, stippers or no strippers. I need to be challenged mentally and not be able to figure out scenes before they happen. Some of you dudes need to get out more man, and I understand some are not as 'blessed' as otheres in the face and body department, but if ya wanna see ass and titties, get a porn video man!

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shodan
September 2, 2008 at 23:21

If that is true about Utah then it is officially the gayest state in the union.
Why would anyone pay to see a stripper clothed, it's not like they have witty conversation skills.

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Joshua
September 2, 2008 at 21:58

Samuel, I am pretty sure you have been to Utah because I think I saw you at Sundance one time. And in Utah, strippers aren't allowed to get naked. They have to keep their panties on wear pasties. Even in a strip club!

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world\'s finest
September 2, 2008 at 21:58

Not having boobies in a movie should be the least of his worries. He should be trying to get cast in 'Inglorious Bastards' or ' Star Wars: The Mace Windu Chronicles.'

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world\'s finest
September 2, 2008 at 21:58

Not having boobies in a movie should be the least of his worries He should be trying to get cast in 'Inglorious Bastards' or 'Star Wars: The Mace Windu Chronicles.'

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Anon
September 2, 2008 at 19:59

Who cares about this movie anyway?

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Patrick
September 2, 2008 at 19:59

well, i certainly dont think boobs make a movie any better really, but it doesnt make any sense to have strippers without at least the allusion that they are naked, at least when they are stripping. i mean a stripper who happens to not be working at the moment, ok i can see that. but as much as i love me some Sammy L, and who doesnt, a complaint about realism sounds just a bit out of place comming from him

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