We have a save the date for the Dragonball movie. CS says the first trailer for Dragonball is coming on October 17th, attached to Max Payne. That’s the first place you’ll be able to see it in theaters, though there’s always the chance that 20th Century Fox may put it online earlier. They will, if they want to avoid bootleg versions popping up all over the internet during the weekend.

Dragonball is not in fact about a medieval apothecary who develops a magical cure for sterility by grinding up dragon testicles. Instead, it’s based on the anime series Dragonball Z about guys standing around throwing energy balls at each other in pursuit of a magical thing called the Dragonball. It arrives in movie theaters on April 10th, and I’m told there’s absolutely nothing we can do to stop it.