Script Review: The Farrellys' Three Stooges Movie
When the movie finally gets made, this is the screenplay the Farrellys are planning to use. Written by Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, and Mike Cerrone, this Three Stooges script is Stooges through and through. It has all the right rhythms, the right gags, the right amount of gratuitous violence. The Stooges have had a monumental influence on comedy and it incorporates ideas from the people the Stooges have influenced too. Thereís a full range of wildly different Stooges inspired comedic ideas from Dumb & Dumber to °Three Amigos! to The Family Guy (Seth MacFarlane actually has a critical role in the film, playing himself no less). The script manages not just to duplicate the things the Stooges used to do, but it resurrects the Three Stooges method and puts it in a modern setting. Because of that, maybe you wonít like it if youíre not already a Stooges fan. Maybe youíll think itís just a bunch of farts, but here, theyíre really creative farts. The Three Stooges contains farting like youíve never seen before.
Luckily once the script gets past that childhood intro, it really takes off. The tendency towards special effects gags in place of straight up, slapstick comedy is dropped and the boys get down to the business of smacking each other around, fighting, and generally screwing up. Larry, Moe, and Curly are the Stooges here. Thereís no mention of Shemp or any of the other replacements who drifted in and out through the years. Itís the holy Stooge trinity. The plot involves a race to save the orphanage which has been their home for thirty years. The nuns are in debt and so Larry, Moe, and Curly set out into the world to earn the money they need.
At first their plan mainly involves standing on a street corner with a sign offering their vaguely defined services for an outrageous sum. This gets them hired as assassins for reasons which only sort of make sense. A woman and her boyfriend want her husband dead and so they convince the Stooges to do it through trickery. This soon backfires and launches the Stooges into a strange adventure together and briefly on separate journeys to different places. It lands one of them on a reality television program, another takes up farming, and the other just sort of wanders around and whimpers. Thatís really all I can tell you without spoiling everything. Start guessing.
Whatís important is how clearly defined Larry, Moe, and Curly are. Theyíre written as if theyíve just stepped out of one of their 1940s shorts and onto the page. The world around them is modern and in theory so are they, but much of the time itís like theyíre living in the 40s and donít seem to notice that everyone else isnít. The movie never mines this for humor or directly addresses it. Itís a subtle thing really, a simple their fact of existence, a weird side effect which only seems to make the movieís other gags even funnier. Itís more a product of the reverence the Farrellys have for the characters themselves than any attempt to go retro. Like us, theyíve clearly had these people burned into their heads, and know that a Stooges movie isnít a Stooges movie unless those three appear as theyíve always been in it.
There are times, however, when the script feels as if the whole thingís on the verge of going too far into Farrelly territory. Thereís a character without an upper lip for instance, who lacks an upper lip mainly because the Farrelly boys probably think itís funny to have someone with a deformity in their movie. The fact that thereís running gag involving very specific commentary on a since cancelled reality show worked into the story is a little strange too (even if itís kind of hilarious).
Most of the time the script is Farrelly free and flat out Stooges. Itís all there, the eye-pokes, the silly name gags, the trademark insults. Moe rules the trio with an iron fist, which frequently impacts with Curlyís equally iron head. When Moeís out of the picture Larry tries to step in to dispense Curly discipline but in a hilarious scene we quickly learn he just canít slap him around like Moe can. Some of it even transcends slapstick and scat humor, though as a Stooges movie it probably didnít have to put forward the effort. It does anyway. In particular thereís a hilarious sequence in which Larry attempts to start a solo career which should have people rolling in the aisles. Every Stooge has his day and the movie finds the right balance between keeping them together and breaking them apart briefly so each can shine on his own.
On paper at least, The Farrellys have really pulled it off. Will it appeal to anyone whoís not already a Three Stooges fan? I donít know. Itís ridiculous slapstick, over the top cartoon violence, and as much feces flinging as the MPAAís censors can possibly stomach. Itís a live-action Looney Tunes Cartoon for adults who havenít really grown up. Throw in some kung fu and it could easily be a Stephen Chow film. Much like the Stooges themselves, thatís just not for everyone. Fans though, are sure to be ecstatic. This is The Three Stooges movie youíve been waiting for. Cross your fingers and hope The Farrellys get it done.
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