Sorority Row is the latest in coed-sploitation horror movies. A prank goes horribly wrong, a girl is somehow killed by being stabbed with a very blunt tire iron (seriously how strong do you have to be to shove something like that through someone’s chest??), her friends dump her in a well and try to forget about it. Suddenly they’re being stalked by someone who appears to be their dead friend and it’s up to Princess Leia to save them.

No really! It’s all in the new trailer for Sorority Row. Watch it below: