With all the secrecy surrounding the JJ Abrams directed Star Trek prequel, it’s hard not to be a little suspicious. A lot of fans assume that if he’s not telling them anything, it’s because he knows they’ll hate what he’s doing. For every Star Trek fan who’s been wondering what unholy ruination JJ Abrams is planning to rain down on their beloved Trek characters, here’s the answer: He’s turning it into Felicity!

The guys of Galacticast have scored secret video from JJ’s pitch meeting with Paramount executives, where he outlines the entire plot of his masterful scheme to turn Wesley Crusher into his own grandpa. Be a fly on the wall and find out what JJ has in store for you next summer when Star Trek boldly goes where no one wants it to go: