The females in my life tell me that Made of Honor looks cute, and sweet. That’s strange, since to me it looks like the fucking holocaust and Patrick Dempsey is some sort of freakish eunuch. That is not a man. He makes me look manly by comparison, and that is a goddamn insult to the entire human race. But I could be wrong. My wife tells me I’m often wrong, and hopefully she never finds out what I just wrote about Made of Honor, because I suspect she’ll find new ways to tell me how wrong I am about this one, and none of them will be pleasant. Damn you Dempsey! Damn you!!!

Hey we have a bunch of new pictures from this piece of cinematic genocide in the making for you. A little something for the ladies… who now almost certainly hate me. Click the eunuch below to see our entire Made of Honor rogues gallery: