Ted Danson has signed up for a comedy called Mad Money, and it has nothing at all to do with CNBC’s Jim Cramer. Even Hollywood doesn’t think his button mashing gag is funny for more than five minutes.

Instead, the Hollywood Reporter says Mad Money is a caper comedy directed and written by Ya-Ya Sisterhood writer/director Callie Khouri.

I know, I kind of shut down when I read the Ya-Ya Sisterhood part too, but hold on, because Stephen Root is in it. Unfortunately, so are Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah, and Katie Holmes. Ok, you can click to another website now. Sorry.