Thanksgiving Movie Guide: How To Choose Between Life Of Pi, Rise Of The Guardians, And More

When you have insatiable 80s nostalgia and refuse to listen to good sense: Red Dawn. After being delayed for years, and being ballsy enough to recut itself to make the villains North Korean instead of Chinese, Red Dawn inexplicably arrives this week as a Thanksgiving release, despite the fact that--based on early reviews-- absolutely nobody should be seeing it, regardless of the time of year.
Best for: Teenagers and young adults who want to be defiant and ditch their families to see a movie no one else will bother with.
Kind of like that time you all saw… Alien: Resurrection in 1997, because you didn't have good sense back then, either.