At one point during the mayhem of The Hangover, the gentlemen are forced to sit and wait while a tiger successfully digest the roofies they've fed him. You know, like you do. And Stu (Ed Helms) takes the moment to sing a little ditty about the adventures the guys have had so far while trying to recover their friend Doug (Justin Bartha), who disappeared after a wild bachelor party none of them can remember. You know, like you do.

Anyway, we've got Stu's entire song embedded below, including clips from the movie that suggest what he's singing about and give you a little idea of what he's leaving out. After seeing The Hangover today and laughing very, very loudly, I promise you this is only the beginning of that movie's ridiculousness. Enjoy: