Mike Myers has posted another new “Mini Sutra” to promote his new movie The Love Guru. Like the previous ones here, it’s filled with a lot of vaguely amusing rambling. Myers’s Pitka character offers up such comedic wisdom as “if there’s grass on the wicket play cricket.”

Is Mike Myers still funny? I’m really not sure. I will say this for The Love Guru, his “Mariska Hargitay” mantra has a way of burrowing into your brain. I think it’s starting to affect me. The other day I nearly watched an episode of Law & Order: SVU. Then I woke up and remembered that lawyer/cop/doctor shows haven’t been cool since Quincy, who managed to be all three.

Here’s the latest Mini Sutra from The Love Guru: