Not like this is even up for a debate, but I'll ask you anyway. Who would win in a fight? Qui-Gon Jinn, or Oskar Schindler, or Jean Valjean, vs. the Mac guy. Sorry, Justin Long, but you don't stand a chance against Liam Neeson, even though you'll apparently go head to head with him in After Life.

Long and Josh Charles (In Treatment) have both accepted roles in the movie, which already stars Christina Ricci as a woman trapped between life and death and Neeson as a funeral director who might be trying to bury her alive. The Hollywood Reporter says Long will play the half-dead woman's boyfriend, who becomes suspicious of the funeral director. Charles will fill in the typically thankless role of the friend.

The movie will start filming, like, now-- shooting starts Tuesday in New York-- so Long and Charles have some arrangements to make. This movie really sounds bizarre enough to work, especially if things go as I expect and Neeson's evil funeral director succeeds in the end. Sorry, Mac guy-- I like your computers, but my heart will always belong to another.