First off, know that this trailer is unofficial. Youtube heroes The Monocular Group have posted this “spoof” trailer to try and rile up the men of America enough to get them off the couch and into the theaters to help support the biggest action movie of all time.

The Expendables is set to hit theaters Augusts 13th, which coincidentally is the same day that the new Julia Roberts vehicle Eat, Pray, Love drops. According to the trailer, if that film beats the Sylvester Stallone directed actioner, we, as men, no longer deserve to be called men, which I tend to agree with.

Moral of the story, don’t let a Julia Roberts Oscar-bait upliftathon beat out a bunch of bad ass mutha fuckas blowin shit up real good. Check out the video below, and be sure you’re flexing your man pecs while you watch. Gentlemen, let’s take back what’s ours.