Tim Allen is the worst successful comedian of all time. ‘Home Improvement’ sucked more ass than Tom Sizemore in need of a coke fix, and the Santa Clause trifecta are three of the most unwatchable pieces of reindeer shit ever to get big studio releases. If it wasn’t for Galaxy Quest and the two Toy Stories, I probably would have Chris Benoited him a long time ago. Unfortunately, a percentage of Americans (the emotionally crippled) do love him, and he, somehow, continues to get work.

According to Cinematical, the low-brow loser will join hottie Elisha Cuthbert in the upcoming family comedy The Six Wives Of Henry LeFay. So far, no details have been made public about the plot; however, based on the target demographic, I’m going to assume that it’s roughly an hour of polygamist orgies and fifteen to twenty minutes of Tim Allen grunt noises. That’s just good comedy.

Sadly, this gem probably won’t be making its way into your multiplex for another year or so. The rest of the cast is still yet to sign on, and its unclear whether a script has even been written. Just back in the next few months, and we will keep you abreast on all of the fascinating details.