Maybe you've been wondering where the heck Jean Claude Van-Damme has been; besides the bottom shelf of your local video store that is. Til Death has the answer. He's been busy shooting people and doing it doggy style.
The first trailer for the mussels from Brussels' next movie has hit the web, and it's a real gem. Seriously, you have to see this thing to believe it. It's so incredibly bad so so shockingly trashy that I'm ready to pronounce it very very good.
See if this plot description does anything for you: Til Death stars Van Damme stars as a heroin addicted dirty cop, hated by everyone around him. When a gunfight puts him in a coma, he comes out if it new man, and sets out to put right the things he's done wrong... probably by kicking them in the head.
Get moving. Watch the trailer right now by clicking right here.
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Who gives a shit? It's not like this is a career low for Van Damm or anything. He's been in much worse. He bones that chick in "Time Cop", and plays a freaking TIME TRAVELING cop!! How can it get any worse than that? Van Damm being in another piece of crap is not exactly breaking news, and it sounds to me like he's trying to be "edgy", like Segal! lol. Which is probably what he needs, actually. His image has always been so gay and prissy.
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Maybe you've been wondering where the heck Jean Claude Van-Damme has been; besides the bottom shelf of your local video store that is. Til Death has the answer. He's been busy shooting people and doing it doggy style.
August 28th, 2006 at 18:06
That's a little too much VanDammage for me. It's so bad it's bad.