My Best Friend’s Girl is kind of like a bad rom-com all star game. Hollywood’s most worthless actors come together for one last shot and making money by doing the same old schlock over and over again. Kate Hudson is the pretty girl who can’t commit, Jason Biggs is the nice guy boyfriend everyone uses as a doormat, and Dane Cook is the good looking guy who his best friend uses to get the girl. My Best Friend’s Girl isn’t just one bad rom-com, it’s every bad rom-com ever made by these three actors all rolled into one. Stay far away from the theater on September 19th, there’s a better than fair chance that it might form a black hole.

To see Jason Biggs shaved again, click play on the embedded My Best Friend’s Girl trailer below: