This news does not bring any new information to the table about Michael Bay’s upcoming ‘splosion porn flick Transformers: Dark of the Moon. It’s simply a ridiculous finding that we felt we should share with all of you.

Random House is going to be publishing the novelization of the giant robot story and the description they’ve posted on their site sounds like the synopsis an eighth grader would give their home made comic books. It makes the Decepticons sound like nothing more than Julian Assange, looking to “unearth government secrets” and their hook about “what remains hidden from man and machine” might be the least intriguing plot device since the amnesia bullets in Wolverine. That's without even mentioning just how poorly written the whole thing is.

If you need a quick laugh this hump day just read this quip below, which probably is representative of how ridiculous the movie will be.

All humankind was watching that fateful day in 1969. But only a handful knew the real mission behind America’s triumph in space. Now the treacherous Decepticons have set their sights on unearthing government secrets. The only hope of averting a crisis rests on the Autobots—yet who knows what remains in the shadows, hidden from man and machine?