This article may actually surprise quite a few people. After all, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen made $402 million domestically without a discernible plot, so why would they bother having one for Transformers: The Dark of the Moon? It's not as though the budget isn't inflated enough, they could have saved a couple bucks by not even bothering to hire screenwriters. Regardless, the film's plot outline has arrived online.

TFW 2005, a Transformers fan site has discovered the leak in an Amazon listing for a "Transformers 3 Push-Pops Board book" (whatever the hell that is). Here's the big surprise: it's a movie about robots battling other robots while Shia LaBeouf runs around at their feet - which is another way of saying "exposition, exposition, earth-shattering explosion, exposition, boobs, robot testicles, minstrel show, etc." You know, a typical Michael Bay movie. Check out the plot outline below.

The Autobots, led by Optimus Prime, are back in action, taking on the evil Decepticons, who are determined to avenge their defeat in 2009’s Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. In this new movie, the Autobots and Decepticons become involved in a perilous space race between the U.S. and Russia, and once again human Sam Witwicky has to come to the aid of his robot friends. There's new characters too, including a new villain in the form of Shockwave, a longtime "Transformers" character who rules Cybertron while the Autobots and Decepticons battle it out on Earth.